Message from the President Cold Open - SNL

2022 ж. 14 Қаң.
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President Joe Biden (James Austin Johnson) delivers an important message about the Omicron variant.

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  • Reporter: "You're now saying that we're living in a Spider-Man style multiverse??" Joe: "Doesn't that make *more* sense than whatever the hell our current world is?" 😂One of the best cold opening lines in a good while!

    AllGoodThingsNetworkAllGoodThingsNetworkКүн бұрын
    • @Eternal These people know what they are doing. When they created these concepts, they built their Lie around the very name. Just saying the words “Voting Rights Bill” or “Omicron” is keeping their Lie alive. The so-called Voting Rights Bill has nothing to do with Rights… and everything to do with stealing money from taxpayers… Just calling it “Voting Rights” is an insidious lie. The name itself is a lie… so they’ll do anything to keep it alive… even if the best they can do is to pretend they are poking fun at it. The label is the Lie. Just like “Climate Change” or “Global Warming” and “Transgender” is a lie. Simply using the words breathes life into the Lie, by legitimizing it. You don’t negotiate with terrorists, because acknowledging their existence is dangerous. You smash them. You burn Carthage to the ground and salt the earth so it never existed. You obliterate it. Completely. As if it never existed… or else it does exist. In Harry Potter they called Voldemort “He Who Shall Not Be Named.” School-shooters are no-longer named. The old proverb was “love me, or hate me, but spare me from your Indifference” Because hatred is a form of acknowledgement. Naming a thing, or allowing a thing’s name to persist, legitimizes it. And that’s what they are doing here. They’ve lost the battle… but this is a last desperate attempt to keep The Lie alive until they can revisit it.

      Truth DecentralizationTruth Decentralization3 сағат бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • @Eternal This is just a new version of their usual lies. They started with outright lies. Then they tried to use comedy to shield their lies. Now they can’t even do that, so the best they can hope for is to just say the words… to try to keep their lie alive. “Voting Rights Bill” “Omicron” Nobody believes them anymore, but if they can just keep the words alive… maybe… It’s a dying gasping breath… but it’s still filled with poison.

      Truth DecentralizationTruth Decentralization3 сағат бұрын
    • Wake yourself up within my channels description for all your woke necessities

      Joseph RikersJoseph Rikers3 сағат бұрын
    • @Paul Hooson that was the best thing SNL has done 20 years maybe 30

      Rick LawrenceRick Lawrence7 сағат бұрын
  • I cant believe James carried a cold open solo! He has a lot of talent!

    Katrina SammonsKatrina Sammons19 сағат бұрын
    • @Imao oof who said I idolize Trump? I think he was a good president, but I don’t think he’s God. He’s definitely a way better president than Biden so Biden voters mocking Trump voters is ludicrous

      Jonathan BryantJonathan Bryant2 сағат бұрын
    • Oh how SNL has fallen. If you think this guy has talent, I feel sad for you -- I could do a better impersonation. You really need to see the SNL of the early 90s when real talent existed.

      Hello Again HelloHello Again Hello2 сағат бұрын
    • what does that even mean? are you in the comedy business?

      blakespowerblakespower3 сағат бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • @dietotaku you stole the line from toy story.... but dems are great at stealing things.... freedom... elections.... catch phrases....

      M ChrisM Chris8 сағат бұрын
  • Kudos to James Austin Johnson reprising his role as President Joe Biden. Now *PLEASE* bring back Chloe Fineman as Press Secretary Jen Psaki!!!!

    TonyKanameKuranTonyKanameKuran22 сағат бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
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      J DudeJ Dude20 сағат бұрын
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      DreamerDreamer20 сағат бұрын
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      Sacia ChantilSacia Chantil21 сағат бұрын
  • "Yes, the Nerd". That had me cracking up.

    Robert ScraverRobert Scraver16 сағат бұрын
  • I love this cold open

    TimeBucksTimeBucks9 сағат бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and He rose again the third day. 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4

      faith in his bloodfaith in his blood7 сағат бұрын
  • As a Cubs fan, he has a point. The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true.

    Lash00Lash00Күн бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • @TayC whose slow? $80 billion is what the United States gave Afghanistan over past the two decades in military support, only a fraction of which was spent on supplying them with weapons. Just because you saw it repeated in right wing circles on the internet, does not make it true, hun. Biden didn’t give the Taliban weapons

      Tyler KochmanTyler Kochman6 сағат бұрын
    • @Tyler Kochman illegally confiscate? Hahaha you're slow af

      TayCTayC7 сағат бұрын
    • @Tyler Kochman nope. Biden gave the taliban $80 billion in weapons and left thousands of American citizens behind and gave the taliban a list of those in Afghanistan who aided US soldiers in the past, which lead to the taliban hunting down those innocent Afghan citizens trying to help us.

      TayCTayC8 сағат бұрын
    • @TayC Biden did not give anyone that. are you somehow suggesting the United States should have illegally confiscated from the Afghan military the weapons we had supplied them with in the previous twenty years? Wow. Guess you really loved seeing a Taliban takeover so much you wish we had taken ACTIVE steps to actually ensure it occurred.

      Tyler KochmanTyler Kochman8 сағат бұрын
  • This could’ve been so funny if they had actually had the balls to make fun of joe Biden instead of soft balling to Spider-Man covid bs lol

    Random DudeRandom Dude18 сағат бұрын
    • I'm pretty sure they did in James Austin Johnson's first cold open as Joe Biden. Plus, didn't they take aim at Biden's approval ratings here when he talked about another universe where he is the most popular.

      LeoDahVeeLeoDahVee3 сағат бұрын
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      Youth SouthYouth South16 сағат бұрын
  • That was totally funny, but at the same time surreal because our world is literally imploding on itself. We are definitely living in the last days.

    James PenaJames Pena20 сағат бұрын
    • @Bill Clark nukes will have been around for a literal century in a couple years, chill

      JayJay4 сағат бұрын
    • Endtimesitis is real. 🙄

      joel dycusjoel dycus13 сағат бұрын
    • @T K it'll be different this time. We have nukes, weapons of mass destruction, and so one. The end of days is ahead pick up a bible and turn to Jesus

      Bill ClarkBill Clark14 сағат бұрын
    • Uh, no. We are not.

      Edel WeissEdel Weiss16 сағат бұрын
    • @West Side - Seriously. The laugh track? Lame AF.

      Brent WilburBrent Wilbur19 сағат бұрын
  • Joe: "Stop seeing Spiderman!" Me: *who saw the Matrix over the holidays* Well I guess I'm all good then.

    The Nothing NobodyThe Nothing Nobody16 сағат бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • You wasted money 💰 on a soulless cash grab film.

      Hellkite1985Hellkite198511 сағат бұрын
    • You might been the only one in the theater. So yep

      Amadeo MartinAmadeo Martin12 сағат бұрын
    • I mean, after seeing that, are you?

      Rodrigo Samuel Flores TamezRodrigo Samuel Flores Tamez12 сағат бұрын
  • The SNL Joe Biden is a lot more coherent than the real one.

    Anna PAnna P13 сағат бұрын
    • @Kim Marie the Lefties at SNL aren’t gonna make a democrat president look bad. They’ve had almost a full year of Biden’s stupid shit and this is the most they’re gonna do.

      Blake MathisBlake Mathis6 сағат бұрын
    • I know! I was all ready for him to be saying how in the revolution Washington's armies stormed the airports, the United Schstates, Covfefe, and then taking a little sip of water gingerly with both tiny hands!

      Buck RogersBuck Rogers9 сағат бұрын
    • A spot on impression requires an admission SNL writers are not ready to give

      John ConwayJohn Conway12 сағат бұрын
    • They are leaving the best material on the table!

      Kim MarieKim Marie12 сағат бұрын
    • Man I was thinking the same shit

      Herculano EspinozaHerculano Espinoza12 сағат бұрын
  • As a person who works at a movie theater... he has a point😂😂😂

    Maddie HMaddie HКүн бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • or has already been vaccinated

      ResortDogResortDog9 сағат бұрын
    • Well if its endemic everybody has it or had it or will never get it for the most part

      ResortDogResortDog9 сағат бұрын
    • @Michae4 Mitchell BO YHVH GOD COME FREE BETH ISRAEL FREE OUR JEWISH BROTHERS I STAND WITH ISRAEL BARUCH ATA ADONAI Come GOD kzburn.info/chart/bejne/zNCWtrutyctqe3E.html

      Steve GoodenSteve Gooden10 сағат бұрын
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      Daddy AmericaDaddy America10 сағат бұрын
  • This guys Joe Biden impression is 50/50 at best The real Joe Biden isn’t nearly this Coherent…

    Greg La TarteGreg La Tarte19 сағат бұрын
    • @JordanJapan why are you so mad 💀 pressed over nothing

      why me?why me?13 сағат бұрын
    • @why me? nah I just said that 🤡

      JordanJapanJordanJapan14 сағат бұрын
    • @JordanJapan damn you pressed 💀

      why me?why me?14 сағат бұрын
    • ha whole room laughin

      JordanJapanJordanJapan18 сағат бұрын
  • You know we're in The Matrix by the fact that a goofy stoner like Pete Davidson is having more fun than most everyone in the general population.

    LucianLegacyLucianLegacy21 сағат бұрын
    • @LifeSavor ASMR at least the guy playing Biden can do a decent impression. TF can Pete Davidson do?

      cryptsubcryptsub7 сағат бұрын
    • I highly doubt it....

      Reid HansenReid Hansen7 сағат бұрын
    • A "goofy stoner" who basically has kept SNL relevant, has other successful career ventures, and has dated quite a few strong beautiful women.

      LifeSavor ASMRLifeSavor ASMR11 сағат бұрын
    • "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

      Mohil Krishna PatelMohil Krishna Patel11 сағат бұрын
    • @Dimitrios F let's hope the OD is soon.

      cryptsubcryptsub13 сағат бұрын
  • When is SNL ever going to give Joe Biden the cold opening they gave Donald Trump? Oh, never!!! The funniest part of this SNL cold open is when SNL Biden actually answers Press questions.

    SkydiverSkydiver12 сағат бұрын
  • This was my favorite sketch from this episode. It all makes so much sense.

    Alex HechtAlex Hecht9 сағат бұрын
  • No one can flame himself better than Pete Davidson. His life is definitely proof that we're living in a "What the f is this?!" universe in the multiverse.

    Dot BluDot BluКүн бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • No it's just the end of days.

      Bill ClarkBill Clark14 сағат бұрын
    • Well it's not sportsmanly for other people to make fun of him.

      UHFStation1UHFStation120 сағат бұрын
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      J DudeJ Dude20 сағат бұрын
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      Sacia ChantilSacia Chantil20 сағат бұрын
  • Can't be right; BRANDON doesn't take questions or capable of answering any....Let's GO BRANDON !!

    ub1953ub195315 сағат бұрын
  • SNL can't even try and make fun of Biden, horrible impersonation. They made him way to coherent and he actually took questions 🤣

    Video Game SanctuaryVideo Game Sanctuary2 сағат бұрын
  • My whole family saw spider man om Christmas day and 5 days later we all had covid lol

    Hol MHol M15 сағат бұрын
    • Were you boosted?

      M ChrisM Chris8 сағат бұрын
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      Vxntage DreVxntage Dre9 сағат бұрын
  • This guy (James Austin Johnson) just came out the gates solid! He is a gem for comedy and the SNL cast! All the new cast is really, good!

    Jaime MichelleJaime Michelle18 сағат бұрын
    • @Doctor Dewbie you mad kiddo

      JordanJapanJordanJapan13 сағат бұрын
    • Worst Biden impression ever, imho

      Moth GirlMoth Girl14 сағат бұрын
    • This was horrible

      Doctor DewbieDoctor Dewbie15 сағат бұрын
    • Sooo funny!

      Nick PolizziNick Polizzi15 сағат бұрын
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      fernandillofernandillo16 сағат бұрын
  • I haven't seen Spiderman, and I've never had COVID... coincidence?🤔

    TeriTeriКүн бұрын
    • Have seen spider man, Now I’m just waiting 😂

      Got Milk?Got Milk?3 сағат бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • You took the words right outta my mouth!!

      Joni BernsteinJoni Bernstein10 сағат бұрын
    • "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

      Mohil Krishna PatelMohil Krishna Patel11 сағат бұрын
    • @paulthorpeee steve jobs and bill gates were nerds. Life turned out ok for them. If your great advice for teens is to drink and party then i feel bad for you. You're actually a kid yourself.

      Floyd DFloyd D12 сағат бұрын
  • James Austin Johnson is perfect for Joe Biden lol.

    Scenic FightsScenic Fights21 сағат бұрын
    • TheIndianaGeoff JAJ is 32.

      Michael JohnsonMichael Johnson17 сағат бұрын
    • No, there is too much life in his eyes. They need to be more dead.

      TheIndianaGeoffTheIndianaGeoff18 сағат бұрын
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      J DudeJ Dude20 сағат бұрын
    • His voice similarity is uncanny

      Chrissie KChrissie K20 сағат бұрын
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      Sacia ChantilSacia Chantil21 сағат бұрын
  • Lmao 🤣 really good can’t stop laughing

    Madre V. Por VidaMadre V. Por Vida11 сағат бұрын
  • T-Birds, Tacos and Trains starring Diamond Joe Biden.

    So BSo B18 сағат бұрын
  • The funniest part was when he said he was going to take questions. Biden never does that!

    Babali BoonBabali Boon16 сағат бұрын
    • @Daddy America I agree

      TrollTroll10 сағат бұрын
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      Daddy AmericaDaddy America10 сағат бұрын
    • I remember watching something live a couple of months ago and Biden said time for questions, and he then walks away without saying anything

      TrollTroll13 сағат бұрын
  • I'm waiting for "Spider-Man" on iTunes, and counting it as a direct-to-video movie, and having not been to the theatres in the past two years my chances of catching Omnicron are very slim.

    Christopher WalkerChristopher Walker20 сағат бұрын
    • Never leave your basement Chris, that way you’ll be safe.

      Reginald ForthrightReginald Forthright19 сағат бұрын
  • This kind of made me want to see Spider Man! Usually it's not my kind of movie. But I think one of the other me's will really like it

    Christine SuttonChristine Sutton12 сағат бұрын
  • this skit has me questioning weather Joe Biden knows that spider man isn’t real

    Zoc TalkZoc Talk11 сағат бұрын
  • I have counted at least twenty "he actually took questions, unlike Biden" jokes in the comments so far.

    Mitzi LeeMitzi Lee19 сағат бұрын
    • @Doctor Dewbie lol

      JordanJapanJordanJapan13 сағат бұрын
    • @JordanJapan あなたはバカアホですよはい僕は腹が立つです

      Doctor DewbieDoctor Dewbie13 сағат бұрын
    • @GO BUCS trumps L

      JordanJapanJordanJapan14 сағат бұрын
    • Those are not jokes. Those are accurate observations.

      Pirbi PHXPirbi PHX15 сағат бұрын
    • @JordanJapan what’s he mad at exactly?

      GO BUCSGO BUCS15 сағат бұрын
  • "Did you really think you would lose 4 times and then finally win when you were 78" lmaooo

    John ChessantJohn ChessantКүн бұрын
    • Lol cuz he didn't win

      TayCTayC8 сағат бұрын
    • LOLOLOLOL This....

      Shabaybay23Shabaybay238 сағат бұрын
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      Vxntage DreVxntage Dre9 сағат бұрын
    • @Laura Actually, 3 times. First time got him the VP job for 8 years.

      A SA S15 сағат бұрын
    • @Laura In the real world he ran 4x. In this universe he had only ran twice before finally winning another run.

      JAHubGoodvideosJAHubGoodvideos22 сағат бұрын
  • Joe Biden took more questions during this skit than he did during his entire campaign and presidency combined

    Jesse MoormannJesse Moormann21 сағат бұрын
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      Aria AniseAria Anise18 сағат бұрын
    • @SJD yea...those darn journalists and their softball questions trying to trip poor Biden up.

      3dsmax rocks3dsmax rocks19 сағат бұрын
    • @SJD wow lmao your not the sharpest

      tommyfromthearmytommyfromthearmy19 сағат бұрын
    • Thought the same thing....with the answers being about as sane.

      paul pskipaul pski19 сағат бұрын
    • @SJD sure buddy

      Cris ParsonsCris Parsons20 сағат бұрын
  • this is probably one of the funniest opening skits they have ever done

    Maddie SilverMaddie Silver7 сағат бұрын
    • Ever? It ranks about 279th. The show been on since the 70's.

      Scott CaseyScott Casey7 сағат бұрын
  • SInce when does Biden take questions? That's the biggest punchline of this whole skit!

    S sS s19 сағат бұрын
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      Aria AniseAria Anise18 сағат бұрын
  • I'm not getting the joke.. this is more coherent than the actual president. I wish he could speak this well. Also, this guy actually answered questions and didn't run away? Put this guy in office!

    Aldo WAldo W13 сағат бұрын
    • I was thinking the exact same thing!

      AltRockLoverAltRockLover12 сағат бұрын
  • This is the type of political cold opens I enjoy. The ones where they extend on real events with a crazy, funny theme instead of just acting out the real events with mediocre jokes. I also really liked the cold open where Alan Dershowitz visited hell.

    Ivy HninIvy HninКүн бұрын
    • Except they act like Joe can actually hold a conversation. It would've been funnier if they showed how Biden never makes sense.

      James KellyJames Kelly8 сағат бұрын
    • You do worse on your English essay than on ur response to a dumb KZburn clip 😕

      Dildo swagginsDildo swaggins10 сағат бұрын
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      Daddy AmericaDaddy America10 сағат бұрын
    • Yes, nice cold open, let's go easy on Brandon

      kikiashtonkikiashton11 сағат бұрын
    • "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

      Mohil Krishna PatelMohil Krishna Patel11 сағат бұрын
  • One of the best cold openings in a LONG TIME.

    James RosenblumJames Rosenblum13 сағат бұрын
  • Wow a snl skit that didn't mention trump. And I actually laughed at this without being annoyed. This is progress 👏

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      Sacia ChantilSacia Chantil20 сағат бұрын
  • Bout time SNL acknowledged our potato president but that was the stupidest skit ever.

    Lori SanfordLori Sanford14 сағат бұрын
  • Funniest part is joe actually taking questions

    plaguedr88plaguedr8817 сағат бұрын
    • @Buck Rogers the saddest part is that this video is about Joe Biden and yet you’re talking about Trump. We can’t mention Joe without someone saying “..but what about Trump”

      Truth To PowerTruth To Power9 сағат бұрын
    • @SLR 762 Biden didn't campaign yet somehow Brandon managed to beat the defeated former president Donald Trump. First he took his job. Then he took his home. And I mean what words did they twist? Trump said the revolutionaries took the airports in the Revolutionary War. Talk about dementia. You can see that abstract shit unedited.

      Buck RogersBuck Rogers9 сағат бұрын
    • Trump didn’t take questions???? What? You can’t be serious...fjb didn’t even campaign

      SLR 762SLR 7629 сағат бұрын
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      Vxntage DreVxntage Dre9 сағат бұрын
    • @Buck Rogers trump would answer tons of questions. He stopped taking questions from specific papers because they would constantly twist his words.

      Viva LibertadViva Libertad9 сағат бұрын
  • Honestly I watched spider man last week and I tested positive this morning. No joke that hit me different

    Young TurkYoung TurkКүн бұрын
    • @Mohil Krishna Patel What a sad and nihilistic thing to think about the only book in history that has so many copies and has been translated into so many different languages that people have been debating on what it really means for over 2K years, much of which, Christian or Atheist or not, has shaped sayings and draws from other cultures and religious theologies all over the world that existed before "the bible" as we know it today was even written on paper. I read and re-read your quote and just think you must hate all pieces of literature and people. What a sad life to not have books or loved ones that you care about more than your rage and bitterness. I hope you meet someone who loves you more than you love your nihilistic hatred of books and people. Someone hurt you bad, and they suck. Honestly just wish I could give you a hug if you would accept one. "Gratitude" by Oliver Sacks, if you have any faith in humanity/books left at all, I recommend you read this and contemplate existential death, all the patterns in the world, your regrets, and how you may move forward to love others more than you love yourself

      KaytiebugKaytiebug4 сағат бұрын
    • @Young Turk I’m glad to hear you’re doing ok. As you know, some people weren’t so lucky. Maybe it’s the current strain. Maybe you developed immunity. Either way, get better soon.

      David ZhengDavid Zheng9 сағат бұрын
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      Daddy AmericaDaddy America10 сағат бұрын
    • "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

      Mohil Krishna PatelMohil Krishna Patel11 сағат бұрын
    • I hope you get well asap

      Donald LoutherDonald Louther12 сағат бұрын
  • Not quite enough stumbling over his words, leading on with a train of thought only to drop it completely etc. Hahah Can't believe we have a damn near 80 year old president... again.

    Jonny- BJonny- B18 сағат бұрын
  • Remember when SNL didn't need a laugh track - they just wrote funny skits.

    US DefenderUS Defender15 сағат бұрын
    • The skit wasn’t funny and the laugh track was ridiculous.

      John TuvellJohn Tuvell12 сағат бұрын
  • This guy took more questions then joe actually answers in a year

    BrentBrent13 сағат бұрын
    • @John Conway covfefe.

      Buck RogersBuck Rogers9 сағат бұрын
    • It's sad that presidents don't take questions anymore. Trump didn't either. Obama did but it's gone downhill since then.

      Buck RogersBuck Rogers9 сағат бұрын
    • And completed more sentences!

      John ConwayJohn Conway12 сағат бұрын
  • the only joke here is that the press is allowed to ask questions

    curtiss jensencurtiss jensen15 сағат бұрын
  • They could probably get Joe to come and do these skits himself.

    Orion RedOrion RedКүн бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • @Maria Rivera-Carvalho You must be slower than Joe..

      Doctor DewbieDoctor Dewbie13 сағат бұрын
    • @Chris topher trump lives rent free in her head

      FireboltAzFireboltAz16 сағат бұрын
    • @Maria Rivera-Carvalho 👈 Checks under her bed every night for Donald Trump.

      Chris topherChris topher17 сағат бұрын
    • @Maria Rivera-Carvalho what makes project veritas fantasy?

      FireboltAzFireboltAz18 сағат бұрын
  • It feels like you watch #SNL every day, not only on Saturdays 📺👀

    Oleg DimovOleg Dimov21 сағат бұрын
    • And it feels like you watch snl, when it's not live 👀

      RallegoRallego13 сағат бұрын
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      Youth SouthYouth South16 сағат бұрын
  • This is hilarious omg but my family saw spiderman at the drivein and haven’t gotten covid 🥳

    Sophie LeonardSophie Leonard8 сағат бұрын
  • This is all so funny. the fact that he actually took questions was hilarious.

    Kegan CooleyKegan Cooley21 сағат бұрын
    • Yeah I had trouble buying that part. Lol

      JaycueJaycue19 сағат бұрын
    • You know it's a parody because the real Biden would of held up his list of pre-approved journalist before taking questions.

      David BuckDavid Buck19 сағат бұрын
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      J DudeJ Dude20 сағат бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😈 kzburn.info/chart/bejne/uLZwqK-imatgmHE.html kzburn.info/chart/bejne/296Fm5eK29GCg2Q.html

      Sacia ChantilSacia Chantil21 сағат бұрын
  • kind of funny that they have joe biden actually taking unscripted questions

    Michael BurrisMichael Burris16 сағат бұрын
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      Vxntage DreVxntage Dre9 сағат бұрын
    • Hey at least he actually takes questions of any kind. There also wasn't a twitter storm on how badly SNL treats him the next day. That's refreshing.

      Buck RogersBuck Rogers10 сағат бұрын
  • That's the most questions he has ever answered.

    Lu JuniorLu Junior16 сағат бұрын
  • Saying biden is the president is like saying this is funny.

    Hotpocket MoutaindewHotpocket Moutaindew12 сағат бұрын
  • Biden doesn’t answer questions from the press, handlers don’t allow it. Let’s go Brandon

    A PatriotA Patriot16 сағат бұрын
  • I'm waiting to see if SNL has the courage to do a skit about Kamala Harris trying to get through an interview without her coming across like a high school student who didn't read the assignment or do the homework.

    Don GilleoDon Gilleo19 сағат бұрын
  • “Just look at the ticket in your hand. If it’s Spider-Man, you have Covid” 😂😂😂😂

    mindyschocolatemindyschocolateКүн бұрын
    • "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

      Mohil Krishna PatelMohil Krishna Patel11 сағат бұрын
    • My ticket is for NBA and NFL games so I’m fine 🙄 #wearenotleaving

      We Want Video ArtWe Want Video Art16 сағат бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      Jesus Is Able !Jesus Is Able !20 сағат бұрын
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      J DudeJ Dude20 сағат бұрын
    • Quotes video we all just watched and still manages to butcher the quote

      Steve SSteve S21 сағат бұрын
  • "Dude, even in the real world that thing's not passing." LOL.

    Juan Manuel Pérez PorrúaJuan Manuel Pérez Porrúa21 сағат бұрын
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      J DudeJ Dude20 сағат бұрын
  • This guy sounds more coherent than Biden and he actually takes questions from the press.

    Net WorthNet Worth18 сағат бұрын
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      Aria AniseAria Anise18 сағат бұрын
  • I was really busting out laughing so much 😂❤️

    TJSKEYBLADETJSKEYBLADE16 сағат бұрын
  • Finally SNL is getting on board. Pretty shocked they did this skit. I stopped watching SNL a long time ago but I'm always willing to give it chance for a good laugh.

    Chrissy DeckerChrissy Decker21 сағат бұрын
    • @Hunter Tinsley naw, they just saw 33% and decided they didn’t want to go down with the ship.

      Reginald ForthrightReginald Forthright19 сағат бұрын
    • SNL finally making fun of Joe? I wonder if Hillary made a phone call.

      GizmoGuy21GizmoGuy2120 сағат бұрын
    • SNL has always ripped presidents that deserved it.

      Hunter TinsleyHunter Tinsley20 сағат бұрын
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      J DudeJ Dude20 сағат бұрын
  • “ my ratings are sky high and I’m actually supported by my own party.” Imagine a world…

    theBellIsTollingtheBellIsTolling23 сағат бұрын
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      Tyhler NovacTyhler Novac3 сағат бұрын
    • I can't because in that world Biden would have to b a competent president that has a handle on inflation and is not proposing ridiculousness

      alexy samalexy sam3 сағат бұрын
    • @Buck Rogers clearly you don't know your history very well and my husband, who is an actual Historian and Theologian, is laughing his ass off right now because we had just discussed how someone would use their baseless, poor understanding of what Julius Caesar was actually like to argue how what I said was wrong to them. Do you know how he was usurped, how he died, and WHO made that decision? Let me tell you, it wasn't just an ignorant, angry Roman shooting him just because they didn't like what he said/thought in a social media post as it would be in Western Culture today lol

      KaytiebugKaytiebug4 сағат бұрын
    • @Kaytiebug Tell that to Julius Caeser.

      Buck RogersBuck Rogers9 сағат бұрын
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      Daddy AmericaDaddy America10 сағат бұрын
  • The funiest part of this skit was that Joe actually took questions from the press, usually he runs off in fear 🤣

    John McVeyJohn McVey21 сағат бұрын
    • @Sacia Chantil Nice SPAM you got there. Figure if you link to some shitty rap video you can attract more views. Get over yourself.

      Garret MarksGarret Marks10 сағат бұрын
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      Aria AniseAria Anise18 сағат бұрын
  • "T-Birds, Tacos, and Trains" I would totally watch that. LOL 😂

    Katelyn HenryKatelyn Henry5 сағат бұрын
  • So nothing about the dementia thing? Whew SNL is comically bad now 😅

    Nile BakerNile Baker19 сағат бұрын
  • I normally start the cold open and then skip within the minute. This one was so good though that it had me checking if it really was the cold open.

    ItsDeshaItsDesha5 сағат бұрын
  • James Austin Johnson is a gem!

    Felicitous FelineFelicitous Feline22 сағат бұрын
  • I remember when SNL was funny in the 80s and early 90s

    UmX - NoWifeC6UmX - NoWifeC616 сағат бұрын
  • "Stop seeing Spider-Man" is just good advice, not a mandate.

    Michael EverettMichael Everett8 сағат бұрын
  • this was the funniest cold open in the longest time

    foreverfree26foreverfree2615 сағат бұрын
  • The guy who is impersonating Joe Biden sounds more like Nicolas Cage

    Gamer NateGamer Nate15 сағат бұрын
  • The fact that I didn’t go anywhere over the holidays EXCEPT to see Spider-Man…then tested positive two days later. I mean, I..😒😂

    Mercedes ArioMercedes ArioКүн бұрын
    • That's wild. I've been in packed bars every night and still haven't gotten it

      HBC423HBC42310 сағат бұрын
    • @Jonny- B right.... I don't get it. The shit is lame

      James SmithJames Smith10 сағат бұрын
    • @piemikey it’s a bot response you neanderthal

      Dildo swagginsDildo swaggins10 сағат бұрын
    • OMG UR SO QUIRKY…

      Dildo swagginsDildo swaggins10 сағат бұрын
    • @Liam clearly the term " fun" is lost on you.

      Barry AllenBarry Allen11 сағат бұрын
  • They missed him holding a list of who to call on with their picture.

    Ashlee AngelAshlee Angel19 сағат бұрын
    • Lol! Most people don’t even know he does that because the media doesn’t report it.

      Truth To PowerTruth To Power9 сағат бұрын
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      Vxntage DreVxntage Dre9 сағат бұрын
  • This guy is too coherent.

    Kyle SlaterKyle Slater12 сағат бұрын
  • Best thing from Saturday Night in years.

    James CrouseJames Crouse12 сағат бұрын
  • This is the greatest cold open in the multiverse, thanks

    Aranza UrdapilletaAranza Urdapilleta16 сағат бұрын
  • Went absolutely nowhere over the holiday EXCEPT to see Spider-Man on December 21 with 2 friends. All 3 of us had COVID by the weekend 🤣☠️🤒

    ninjaoftheoceanninjaoftheocean14 сағат бұрын
  • Great opening 🤣 made me laugh so much and there's so much truth

    GreaserCentralGreaserCentral19 сағат бұрын
  • Joe Biden says and does skit-worthy stuff literally every day, yet this is the best thing SNL could come up with? My goodness.

    Joe DeSimoneJoe DeSimone21 сағат бұрын
    • yeah man they have to get new writers

      eveeve19 сағат бұрын
    • Thank god- I didn’t think it was funny at all and I was beginning to think something is wrong with me after reading everyone else say it was so funny.

      Kai2277Kai227720 сағат бұрын
  • Who else besides me saw Spider-Man in a packed theater and didn’t get Covid? Anyone?

    Natetendo83Natetendo8311 сағат бұрын
  • Rather see Spider-Man five more times than some of these skits

    Stevey JStevey J15 сағат бұрын
  • SNL gave us this skit straight from the shoulder 🤣🤣

    E ME M12 сағат бұрын
  • James Johnson has now taken more questions from the media then Biden.

    Doug HiltonDoug Hilton14 сағат бұрын
  • Great sketch! Also why am I so confident that spider man was Bowen yang?

    Dr. EwDr. Ew6 сағат бұрын
  • Can confirm Joe's Theory. Source: Never seen "Spider Man", never had Covid.

    rachelflax1963rachelflax196320 сағат бұрын
  • No way actual Biden could get through a presser this long without forgetting where he is.

    Vincent VVincent V12 сағат бұрын
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      mimimimi11 сағат бұрын
  • He took more questions than the real joe biden his whole first year.

    av8rrav8rr19 сағат бұрын
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      Aria AniseAria Anise18 сағат бұрын
  • SNL has lost its magic. it exists because nothing better is out there to fill the dead air space. the canned queued laughter just makes it sad.

    Robert MullisRobert Mullis16 сағат бұрын
  • I'm loving the Spidey appearance at the very end like that XMen gag reel

    CJ MeikoCJ Meiko7 сағат бұрын
  • I think is funny that people think he could ever String together a sentence this clean

    Tray TraylorTray Traylor15 сағат бұрын
    • @MonkeySoul Plants Music Gaming have you listed to the man talk? You're kidding right? The president of the United States LITERALLY cannot speak off of the teleprompter, continually gets names wrong, calls the VP the president multiple times AND barely ever answers reports questions. And don't you dare say I'm watching extremists. I watch the actual live feeds, not cut and spliced clips like CNN and MSNBC love to spit out. As an independent, it's clear who is brainwashed and who isn't. You jumping down someone else's throat with a different opinion than yours is beyond damaging. If you want to have a civil discussion with an open minded and free thinking person, I'm here to talk. If you respond and call me a Trumper, don't even bother because you will only make yourself look foolish and you will not get a response from me. People really need to start waking up. If you're a democrat and you really think what's going on right now is acceptable and you don't feel cheated, there's a major issue. If you're a republican and you think everyone on the left is an evil liar, there's a major issue. We ALL need to start coming together again and having discussions. Constant bashing of the opposite side is destroying our country. Let's have a discussion. Go.

      Aldo WAldo W12 сағат бұрын
    • And its sad you just go off punchlines by extremists instead of listen to the man talk…

      MonkeySoul Plants Music GamingMonkeySoul Plants Music Gaming13 сағат бұрын
  • As if our geriatric friend brandon could talk this coherently

    Patsy HamptonPatsy Hampton18 сағат бұрын
  • This is one of the BEST intros for SNL in so long. Johnson was great and the sketch well written.

    George SpaldingGeorge Spalding20 сағат бұрын
  • Once…just once… I’d love for SNL to actually slam Biden for being a completely incompetent President rather than deflecting and going soft on anything left.

    Mark GrzybinskiMark Grzybinski12 сағат бұрын
    • It isn’t like SNL. Slammed every President since Gerald Ford

      Patrick CaseyPatrick Casey11 сағат бұрын
    • @Ralph Magliano what is woke? and some stuff biden has been incompetent on?

      Gary WebbGary Webb11 сағат бұрын
    • Exactly. They are too woke for comedy. They take comedy gold and paste over it with an agenda. Plus their writers are problably hired for equity over talent.

      Ralph MaglianoRalph Magliano12 сағат бұрын
  • So sir, you have an opener for SNL that's a minute long commercial for a Spiderman movie? I sure do!

    Amit ZinmanAmit Zinman17 сағат бұрын
  • This is why I WANT MY VOTE BACK!!!

    Donna P.Donna P.9 сағат бұрын
  • Great job exposing those clowns 🤡

    Dominika WisniakDominika Wisniak19 сағат бұрын
  • Finaly,maybe comedy which is a form of entertainment will actually Come back and let us escape this Bad administration and laugh again! Thanks SNL .

    Shelia RobertsShelia Roberts15 сағат бұрын
  • As a Cubs fan, he has a point. The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true

    300 subbs for my brother300 subbs for my brother15 сағат бұрын
    • Just saw this same comment different profile. Y’all shilling hard.

      We Want Video ArtWe Want Video Art15 сағат бұрын
  • Laughed and then they ran the joke into the ground in 3 minutes.

    Josh RussellJosh Russell8 сағат бұрын
  • He needs to speak more gibberish and get that confused look in his eye. Then he'd nail it ..

    Joe CarusoJoe Caruso20 сағат бұрын
  • Very accurate depiction. Except the part where he opened up for questions. The real JB doesn't do that anymore. Ever. Even when he OWES the people answers.

    Joseph GunnarJoseph Gunnar17 сағат бұрын
    • @Buck Rogers they cut him off due to CENSORSHIP! He spoke the truth and they hated him for it. He was asked if he’s racist during every interview and answered the question repeatedly. His entire career reflects the fact that he’s not racist. His followers reflect that he’s not racist. Meanwhile Joe Biden has a very racist history and has been very open about his hatred of the black population. I think that’s really becoming obvious. Even to liberals who don’t like to open their eyes and see the truth. The MSM is not pro the people. They are backed by the globalists and big pharma. They will create a scenario that keeps their narrative in play. Isn’t it obvious by now???

      Jean BeansJean Beans3 сағат бұрын
    • @Buck Rogers - Believe what you see, not what you're told... Trump took questions constantly. CONSTANTLY....

      Joseph GunnarJoseph Gunnar4 сағат бұрын
    • @Buck Rogers oh brother 🙄

      Jean BeansJean Beans9 сағат бұрын
    • @Jean Beans Sorry, I don't count Fox and Friends questions, but even they cut him off.

      Buck RogersBuck Rogers9 сағат бұрын
    • @Buck Rogers Trump didn’t answer questions?? You mean the same questions that they asked him relentlessly that he already answered countless times??

      Jean BeansJean Beans9 сағат бұрын
  • I love how this is trending because KZburn feels the need to prop up legacy media

    FF18 сағат бұрын
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